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metric mother-of-god ton

Approximately 20000000 times more than a metric fuckton

That is a metric mother-of-god ton of money in your bank account...

by RoarMc March 29, 2017


$ki ma$k the $lump god

This child molester once kidnapped 18 children and he left a note saying "your mum gae" you must put "no u " on your story to stop him from raping you in your sleep tonight.

Jeff : $ki ma$K is coming
Fred: don't worry If you put it on your story your ok
Jeff: oh few

$ki ma$K the $lump god is a molester

by Clammymuslim April 9, 2018


annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god

a type of religious person who doesn't stop whining because you don't believe the same religion as them. follows you in public to show you their "sky daddy". harasses people for being LGBTQ+

DAMN MAN! did you see that annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god earlier? he was following me to try to "pray the gay away". he said stuff like "Adam and eve, not Adam and Steve"

by bootleg_retard October 9, 2023


gods herb

Dank ass holy plant (aka marijuana)
Coined by J-boy, December 2016

Person 1: "Oh shit it's J-boy!"
Person 2: "Let's ask him if he has any ganja."

Person 1: "Hey J-boy, ya got any reefer?"
J-boy: "You mean gods herb?"

by boobfucker007 January 8, 2017


Ultimate God Flow

This is the highest possible level of god flow in which one person seems unstoppable and untouchable.

I heard Sam passed God Flow. He’s on his own level now as he has Ultimate God Flow

by Anonymous Soldier March 15, 2021


Gods touch

When you are dropping a deuce at a certain height in which splashes against your ass cheek

Jeff: The toilet water just splashed my ass
Stefanie: it's known as gods touch

by Bakarra December 5, 2014


Vampire GOD

the leader of the Vampire guild its a secret society that come out at night time to mingle with the people the society is so secret that noone every sees them around the leader of the vampres guild has never been seen around

HH IS THE Vampire GOD

by 201HH April 9, 2024