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A great game to play when you're bored in class. Start by writing Who, What, When, Where, Why, and How down the side of a paper. Beside who, write a person's name. Fold over so you can't see "who" and pass on to a friend. The next person writes an action beside "what", folds over, passes on. Continue until all of the titles are filled out, then open and read.
Let's play who what when where why and how!
Who: sasquatch and the toilet monster
What: played a vicious game of twister
When: yesterday afternoon
Where: under your bed
Why: because they wanted to taste his sausage
How: with a pitchfork
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Comeback used by skanky preteens on the Jenny Jones show after the audience boos them for being nasty sluts
I do drugs and I kill people! Whatever! I do what I want!
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A catch phase utilised when cum bubbles are blown from an orifice.
Show me those bubbles...Ahhh Thats what I'm talking about
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A saying that's used to tell someone nicely that nothing is getting done about something,that they simply don't care or that you're "shit out of luck"
Employee: "We have a lot of work and no time to do it" Boss: "I don't know what to tell you"
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How every black person starts out a story. It may be a lie, so watch out if you hear this shit.
"Hey Tony, why you look all tore up and shit?"
"Damn man, you would never guess what happened..."
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A retort with profound implications. Pee Wee's greatest contribution to youth culture.
Person A: You smell bad.
Person B: There's this thing about a small squirrel and how nobody loves you. Hi-ya! Now that's what I call a verbal bitch-slap.
Person A: I know you are, but what am I?
Person B: Haha what a complete fail of a a comeback. It's like, your face is all red, and you can't come up with a comeback.
Person A: It made no sense, but therein lies the point. The notion that one needs to respond with a rehearsed "comeback" is inane. Your squirrel-centric comeback was also inane; it failed to address your abhorrent smell, it seemed to mistake randomness for wit (really a squirrel?), and the mere fact that you would use it as an example of a verbal bitch-slap is laughable, as it lacks slap. It is quite slap-less. I respond to inanity with inanity.
Person B: Well, "your" still a faggot. And now I'm going to win this by blowing your mind with an ounce of inverse-Descartian drivel.
Person A: Nooooooooooooooo
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shit that kicks an indescribable amount of ass--Wu-Tang albums, for example--can only truly be described as being what it do. "dolla." ya dig?
you hear that new Big L record? shit's what it do. "dolla." ya dig?
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