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a celebration of pleasure
pronounced - 'hand CHorny'
Ryan I got filled in a good way i made a 'HAND HORNY'
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When two straight males stand back to back and reach around to jerk each other off, it’s not gay if you can’t see who is jerking you off
I’m not gay so I can’t do a double Dutch rudder, so we went with back to back hand to hand combat
When in reverse cowgirl, the man, just before orgasming, reaches through the woman’s legs to grab a fistful of pubes. The man then rips them out while thrusting as hard as possible to launch the woman away, screaming “grenade” and taking cover.
I think Jared’s PTSD is getting worse, he keeps doing hillbilly hand grenades and crying afterward.
Susan and I were going at it last night and she asked, “what are we?” I had to get out of there so I did a hillbilly hand grenade and ran.
The term “handing out pamphlets” is a saying by that means someone was spreading information for negative or illogical reasons
I told her about my break up and she started “handing out pamphlets” at the reunion
a quote made by despair to let you know you are about to die
despair: your existence license, hand it over
person: oh shit
If someone says you have Lawyer Hands it means you're not a handy man.
You have soft hands, like a girl. Not rough hands, like a working man, that fixes things around the house.
You most likely play video games all day and can't even build a lego set.
Foo 1: we need help with this flat tire, call Edgar!
Foo 2: nah that bitch got lawyer hands, he probably doesn't even know what a jack is!
Foo 1: this Foo!
Foo 2: this Foo!
When one's hand loses the ring and middle finger making their hand resemble a bunnies face.
Have you heard about Dylan's recent accident in the fillet factory I think he's got a Bunny Hand