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Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).
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The fact that your dick has ceased erection, due to the lack of stimulation.
Her head was so whack it legit made my D-flop.
Now way im gonna D-flop, when her titts are that big.
A large burly man, absolute obsessed with earth working machinery, notably likes to yawn & say things like "im done" & "cuntz".. Generally from a small racist town, like T-BAR (or how the local crackheads say it to make it sound "kool"... with a "k").
Stepdad: hey gleeeennnniiee
Tha Big D: mate! It's THA BIG D!
Nathan: *Chuckles
A large burly man, absolute obsessed with earth working machinery, notably likes to yawn & say things like "im done" & "cuntz".. Generally from a small racist town, like T-BAR (or how the local crackheads say it to make it sound "kool"... with a "k").
Stepdad: hey gleeeennnniiee
Tha Big D: mate! It's THA BIG D!
Nathan: *Chuckles
D-team protesters a group of below average protesters. They attack inappropriate targets. They have few or no activists’ credentials, and function as fifth columnists. They knowingly harbor looters and extortionists.
"The D-team protesters toppled a statue of an abolitionist who died fighting the Confederacy."
A way of using a dick emoji hidden in a math equation
0=D²-16D+64
0=(D-8)²
0=D-8
8=D