A girl or boy ( usually a chick) that goes to lots of formals for male validation. Either they have lots of male friends or they just want the attention.
Jack - “Holy fuck that Sarah chick is a formal slut she’s been to 4 this year”
John - “ yeh bro she’s done them all too”
When a guy/girl sleeps with many people on separate occasions, whilst alcohol induced. However, would not act in this manner sober.
god damn that guy Ian is an alcohol slut.
Is a hockey groupy that follows hockey players from arena to arena and fluffs them in the penalty box, doing them unconditionally on or off the ice. Doggy style is perferred after the game whether they are sweaty or not and smegma is of no concern.
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R Kelly was into Ethiopian girls. He loved some mud hut sluts
Slut Math
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female
log((age-10)^69)/18
take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.
take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.
-Dick- Hey I think Brittany's a slut
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).
The local nickname given to the current mayor of the supposed fictional rural villa of freakytown. Some have said that his real name is Steffan Thomas, however this is still up for debate
Did you hear about the act Slut Shady passed last week, changing every day to be called freakday?! Apparently we have to stroke our thang for at least 45 minutes every day
a female specifically interested in gamers. a female who will trade sexual favors, nudes, or other sexual content for help in video games. a female who will lead on an innocent gamer in order to get help in their game.
i was in a match with this girl and she was real sweet and acted interested, but the first time i couldn’t get her up she bolted. what a totem slut.