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When someone sticks out like a sore thumb.
EARL: "Hey Billy, look at that woman with the peacock hat on"
BILLY: "What in the hell is she wearin that to the ho-down fer?"
EARL: "I dunno. But she sure do look like a hotdog at a hamburger party"
A masturbation event which includes male and female participants engaging in solo and/or mutual manual sexual stimulation.
Dude! Ronda went out of her way to give each guy a handjob at last night's Jack-n-Jill party.
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Say it into a mirrior and it summons the spirit of an ancient japanese wolf demon. Created by Mr. Amazingphil and Mr. dnaisnotonfire.
Bleeding Llama Dance Party. Bleeding Llama Dance Party. Bleeding Llama Dance Party. AHHHH! Ged dan!....
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See Mandatory Sex Party, with zombies. A mandatory sex party is like a normal sex party, except if you don't attend you get arrested. People are told they will be attending a costume party, but what really happens is a wild, out-of-control orgy involving beer, fire, and moving logs onto the road. This one just has zombies.
That mandatory zombie sex party gave the term "eating brains" a new meaning!
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When you go to a party full of ridiculously hung dudes who then procede to stack their units together like the game Jenga. Then add a nice piece of iceberg lettuce, vine rippened tomato, and a few slices of aged Vermount Cheddar. You have the option of having a SPS on whole wheat, rye, or white. It can also be served in panini form (see Peni Panini).
Ally said she was really hungry when she arrived to our party, but she then discovered there was only chips and dip, and four lokos. I told Roger to go into the kitchen and grab our extensive selection of bread and condiments so we could offer her a delicious sausage party sandwich.
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An situation which is generally in MMO/RPG's where the gameplay is based on the consumption of Health/Mana/Status of your Choice potions or the players find themselves with an excess collection of potions to the point where they could hold a Keg Party, invite all their mates and imitate a Beer Keg Party.
"I got so many Health Potions left over we could throw a Potion Keg Party, invite our entire guild and get wasted!"
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When, after having sex with an Asian girl, you go outside for bong hits and eat cake.
Ohh yeah, had an Oriental Slumber Party last night with the girl from the Asian deli over on fifth.
What type of cake did you get?
Yellow.
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