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when you shit in her vagina, have intercourse, then poke her in between the eyes leaving a hindu dot
i gave her a new delhi hot pocket for lunch
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Semen that is very creamy and white, much like new England style clam chowder. Much different than manhattan man chowder which is less creamy jizz that is bloody.
dude, tonight I'm gonna give that bitch ass cunt a taste of my new England man chowder... If she likes it maybe I'll give her a bowl or facefull
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When a girl is sitting upright and their partner then proceeds to poop on their chest below the neck and the poop drfits down between the breasts, to the naval, and then down the happy trail.
Karen: Ew, what is that on your chest?
Shelly: Just the remanence from the amazing New England Steam Drifter Stan gave me last night.
Karen: Aw that smells awful!
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Xbox (or other video game providers) are the new way for me to discover new music. Since the consolidation of radio, video game manufacturers are becoming more and more aggressive with promoting new artists and hence "XBOX is the new CFOX"
CFOX are the call letters of the local rock radio station in Vancouver, Canada where EA Sports, the most prolific music/gaming matchmaker is located. Also the city in which the Douglas Copeland novel jPod is set. Different call letters/ radio station nicknames are used in different cities across the country.
"Wow, this band is great, I've never heard of them before"
"They're called ----- I heard a track on the new Madden and loved it so I downloaded the album"
"Nice, Xbox is the new CFOX"
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a new jersey turtle foot is the act of, lathering ones foot in vasoline, and having an obese male/female insert the lubricated foot into their anus and keeps pushing it in and out.
dude1: DUDE i got a new bottle of vasoline today!
dude2: we HAVE to get jerry to new jersey turtle-foot with us!
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A partially large island located between nigger falls and barfalo New York, where they constantly build more apartments for the scums to move in and bring the crime up, although most of the island are drug whores there are a small percent of hunters and level headed rednecks and wanna move the fuck down south, Yee Yee, the high school is nothing but a big vape room and tattle tits along with few dippers and chewers. And is also overly tolled for the bridges that are long since payed for
Hey Bob you wanna go to Grand island New York? Nah I don't wanna get tolled up the ass by Cuomo and don't feel like passing through mini hicktown.
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December 30. The day everyone looks back on 2011 and does everything 2011.
New Years Eve Eve
Dude1: Oh rememmber how we all said Swag and stuff
Dude2: yeah that was so WINNING
Dude1: Hey lets go to the Walmart where we hid out on the "rapture"
Dude2; LEGGO!
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