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A vato that likes to get his meat sucked, slurped, gargle, tugged, twisted, and milked to completion/satisfaction. But doesn’t pay attention to the female needs because vatos don’t pay they collect homieeee.
Him: Bitch suck my dick im pillow god
Her: are gonna eat my pussy ?
Him: negative, I’m pillow God
When most people are having a terrible time during the Quarantine, but you are having a great time.
I know a lot of people are dying right now or getting sick from the virus, but I have had a God Rolled Quarantine, I asked my crush out and she said yes!
legendary mobile restaurants mounted on a sledge and moved by elks. They are well known for serving the most amazing swedish cookies - so good that nobody tasting them leaves more than a tittynope of crumbs behind.
Alice: Hey do you wanna go to an elk god inn bop?
Bob: "plan supported", the answer is always "plan supported"
GOD TEIR at every video game ; cracked at the craft.
That guy is so good, he must be a god at all games.
Is being better then being cracked and a god at a game
My friend:BRO UR SO GOD WATER
:Me Thx
These are gods who are above humans. They come from the land of the sea urchin doughnut-shaped globe. The one to the left of turtle back island in IT. Right now rumours state that they are living among us, however, no one has ever witnessed them. They are very good at hiding in plain sight and at avoiding suspicion. They are indubdiously very powerful and quintessentially dangerous.
normal human: hi, are you an intergalactic god?
intergalactic god: no