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About an hour and a half slower than Eastern Standard Time.
Spencer: Where is Jeff? I thought we all agreed to be here at 10:00?
Ryan: True, but he is on McHale Standard Time (MST), so he won't be here until about 11:30.
Spencer: Oh right, I always forget the conversion.
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A phrase utter by people who don't know what they're talking about, when they are mad at someone. Often used by black men with speech impediments when talking to football players.
When the left tackle messed up on the 22 iso, the coach said "Whadja do wrong that time?"
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when having a threesome with two girls and one guy the guy takes steamy dump in one girls cooter then haves her stand over the other girl. then the guy counts down from 5 and punches her in the uterus and sends a hot shower of shit all over the girls grill piece.
Last night i had this girl send a huge D-town time bomb all over this 4 dollar hooker
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Romantic comedies (with a few, very few, exceptions.)
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The amount of time that should be taken into account for a homosexual male to be fashionably late, generaly about fifteen minutes.
Of course no ones here yet, you have to remember gay light savings time.
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When a girl puts peanut butter all over her vagina, and lets her dog into her room. Her dog then licks her vagina until all the peanut butter is gone. The woman will get sexually pleasured. This is just like a man eating a woman out, so the woman has a high chance of an orgasm.
Sally: Want to come over tonight so we can eat each other out?
Carley: I can't my mom already caught me watching lesbian porn, so now I'm grounded. Maybe next week!
Sally: Seriously, now I have to peanut butter doggy time.
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A good time house is a house that sells underage kids/minors alcohol illegally, because they know these kids should be able to get it legally like all the other kids on the planet.
Downtown Chattanooga has a good time house nearby.
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