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Alexis is milos best friend and wife they have 17 kids and have been divorced 972 times but still love each other very much<3
When you’re working in an attic and are trying to keep from falling through the roof by maintaining 3 points of contact on the wooden beams (such as one hand and two knees for example); When you’re in the 69 position with a girl and have your cock in her mouth, a finger in the pussy, and a tongue on the clit.
Make sure you maintain 3 points of contact at all times.
When your buddy passes out at a party and u balance 3 empty stacked beer cans on his forehead
Yo last night Dave passed out at the party and we pulled a 3 horned Canadian pisswilly on em!
When your buddy passes out and u stack three empty beer cans on his forehead
Yo last night after long cock Larry passed out we pulled a 3 horned Canadian pisswilly on em!
When in a bowling league and your team uses 3 fingers to throw a bowling ball ur name is 3 Fingers Deep. Then an organization says u cant use it.
My team 3 Fingers Deep placed first in sweeps for our bowling league.
While a guy is giving you head, another man cums from the back and gives you a rim job. Making you shit and cum at the same time
Last night I passed out from a 3 man sandwich
An absolute amazing friend who is always there for you when ever you need help. She always makes sure you are ok and that you are safe, and lights up a room with her presence. She is pretty, reall really smart and extremely kind. She puts everyone before herself and always makes sure people are the best they can be. She makes everyone feel better about life and feel less overwelmed. Rosies never see how amazing they are, so if you get the chance to tell them, please do. If you have a Rosie in your life, hold onto her becuase she's very very special.
Today has been a bad day, I should call Rosie <3, she will make me feel better. Rosie is an amazing friend, I'm so glad I know her.