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The friend thats always there for you when you need him, in times of sadness, happiness, and the guy that will always simp for you. The guy who youve had an affair with on multiple occasions. The guy you will fuck right before your wedding day... The guy that is literally only your friend because you needed to have that third wheel to be happy.
The guy waiting in line to fuck your gf. The guy simping for your girl which is the only reason theyre friends.
She really did have that guy best friend until the divorce.
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Worse than ur brother a mother
Jake: Ur mom gay
Jamal: Ur dad lesbian
Jake: granny tranny
Jamal: Ur sister a mister
Jake: Ur brother a mother
Jamal: Ur friend a penis bend
*crowd goes wild*
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A way of fooling or tricking someone that you cool with them, as you would reach out and act like you giving them a high five or genuine handshake but pull back and laughing at their expense.
First Guy: "yeah man, we cool. Give me some dab."
Second guy reaches out to dab his fist.
First Guy: (pulling his hand back) "Thought you had a friend." (Turns to laugh at his expense)
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The friend request sent right after having sex with someone for the first time.
After having sex with Ken at the party, Barbie sent him a post coital friend request to secure their friendship and perhaps more sex.
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A line from the popular song - XO Tour Llif3
Lil Uzi Vert: All my friends are dead, push me to the edge
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A sarcastic way of saying that somebody is extremely popular on MySpace and/or in reality. A reference to the fact that MySpace founder Tom Anderson is automatically added as everyone's friend.
Have you seen Dane Cook's MySpace page? The guy has more friends than Tom!
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When your girlfriend/boyfriend ignores you while you are standing right there and talks to her friends instead.
hey why do you always put your friends first over your boyfrend/girlfriend?
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