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A fart that sounds like a ducks quack.
That fart sounded like a muddy duck fart.
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Calling someone a stinky vagina fart is the most insulting term known to man... It's so bad that the phrase has been banned in 19 countries and saying it is punishable by death. ~DO NOT USE THIS TERM OR ELSE~
Just saying if someone calls you this they really hate you, jokes on them thought because you can arrest them.
(Don't actually call 911 if someone calls you this. This is a joke to be taken lightly unless you want to take this joke darkly)
Person 1: You stinky vagina fart, I wish you were never born.
Person 2: OMFG I can't believe you said that...
*Person 2 calls 911*
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Her pussy was "dryer then a popcorn fart"
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When farting in a sitting position, a fart travels out the butthole, and up the buttcrack, and makes a sound at the top.
The only path my fart could take was up the stove pipe fart.
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when someone calls you a "diarrhea emoji" on Twitch you reply by calling them a poopy shit fart.
Person 1 in chat: "hey diarrhea emoji."
Twitch streamer: "what up you poopy shit fart"
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when someone calls you a "diarrhea emoji" on Twitch you reply by calling them a poopy shit fart.
Person 1 in chat: "hey diarrhea emoji."
Twitch streamer: "what up you poopy shit fart"
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The aftermath of a goblin stomp
After Brandon's insane goblin stomp, there was nothing left of queefen but a pool of vaginal blood fart.
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