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A vato that likes to get his meat sucked, slurped, gargle, tugged, twisted, and milked to completion/satisfaction. But doesn’t pay attention to the female needs because vatos don’t pay they collect homieeee.
Him: Bitch suck my dick im pillow god
Her: are gonna eat my pussy ?
Him: negative, I’m pillow God
When most people are having a terrible time during the Quarantine, but you are having a great time.
I know a lot of people are dying right now or getting sick from the virus, but I have had a God Rolled Quarantine, I asked my crush out and she said yes!
legendary mobile restaurants mounted on a sledge and moved by elks. They are well known for serving the most amazing swedish cookies - so good that nobody tasting them leaves more than a tittynope of crumbs behind.
Alice: Hey do you wanna go to an elk god inn bop?
Bob: "plan supported", the answer is always "plan supported"
GOD TEIR at every video game ; cracked at the craft.
That guy is so good, he must be a god at all games.
Wow charlie the shitty for honor guy is o shit pretending to be a god with the name the ledge god
Used by people that have some 'issues'. Can be used by anyone.
Bob: What you watchen?
Tom: 'help me god' Nothing, just uh um.. ANIME......
An utterly unbelievably sexy man that it is impossible to keep your panties up around. He's the whole damn package, sexy, smart, funny, the sweetest weirdo you'll ever meet who's adorable af.
my boyfriend archie is a sex god pwarrr.
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