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October 91
Is a day where everyone finds out your a dumb fucking bitch, good luck bitch
Go around telling people that it’s time to celebrate
Person 1 : hey it’s October 91,have you seen that girl I forgot to tell her that she’s a dumb bitch
Person 2: oh I forgot too
Let’s go find her
Days which nothing happens. If you saw those "national girl hug boy day" or whatnot, those were written by people desperate for affection who know that it will be reposted onto Snapchat, 'nuff said.
Person 1: "Hey, you heard its October 17th, yes?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard."
Person 1: "Well some girl gotta hug me now haha."
Person 2 "Don't you know that was created by an absolute desperate person like you? Honestly Joe, you are better than this. Nothing ever happens on any day of october"
Person 1 "Oh."
everyday of october you are legally aloud to hit a meko. go ahead, hit hard.
Hey let’s go hit a meko, it’s hit meko october!
October 4th, a day we appreciate our friends who smell so bad
October 4th: National Smelly day
“you smell awful bro, but we appreciate it”
October 15 admire your bestfriend
and show them that you care for them deeply <3
You: here
BFF(s) :what thanks for the chocolate?
You: you're welcome
Bff: why tho?
You: because it's October 15 bestie
You can ask any girl or boy out and they have to say yes
Rick:ask her out it's October 25.
John:oh your right John.
Ask any girl out and they can't reject you
Rick:it's October 25 I'm going to ask her out.
John:oh cool