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A dude that has a girlfriend or wife..but gets treated like he is (her) son
You need a mom wife..do I always have to tell you your underwear are on backwards
A mother who will do ANYTHING for her self proclaimed children. Also known as Alexis McMahon or a cat mom. Can also be used in the context of a feral mom friend.
"Jeez that lady is a feral mom. Don't screw with her kids."
Accepting what you have under the guise of "everything else sucks". Truthfully, you gave up wanting what you dont have.
You hate potatoes, you could have carrots but its late and youre sleepy - carrots are probably hard to chew so you just eat the potatoes, this is mom's dinner theorem
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A: i dont know, i guess i like being a girl! I mean, being a dude peobably sucked just by standardization alone.
B: mom's dinner theorem?
A: id rather not think about it.
she's such a bitch, she'll get mad at you for crying and make you cry even harder by yelling at you, a 9 year old child
you: *crying*
Jenna's mom: be quiet you little 9 year old child no one wants to hear you cry and your reasons are invalid
the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.
Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(