A Smoked Meat Salad is when you dip your pecker in liquid smoke and Sweet Baby Ray's, and do your lady doggy style. While doing that, you have to spit your Copenhagen chew spit into her asshole.
Last night I totally gave that bitch a Smoked Meat Salad. She tossed it around for a while.
The penis of a man who beats off to murder porn.
Jake's tony meat is very raw since the day he discovered murder porn.
Feces on penis meaning meat brownie..
How about we go up stairs and I think about your dad as you shit on my dick and I pull out and give you a meat brownie.
The act of slapping your wet dick on the toilet seat while you shit
Oi! Come look at my toilet seat meat
When multiple gay guys run a train on a girl.
“Hey Susie, I got a vegan meat pie this weekend, it was great”
When you don’t have enough sex and your clit dries up and falls off
I haven’t had sex in so long my clit fell off and my cat ate the little meat raisin