Random
Source Code
Random
Someone who hoards material goods often to the point of a pathological disease. hoarder stuff monster pack-rat
It was yet another example of a New York junk monkey trapped in her apartment by her own trash.
4👍 29👎
Energetic action by one or a group of people with ineffective results. A metaphore for exuberant incompetance.
That newbie project manager looked like a monkey humping a football everytime something went wrong on the project.
23👍 8👎
A phrase from the Simpsons TV series. From episode "The Mansion Family" Season 11
On Burns' boat, Homer chides: "Look at those poor saps back on land with their laws and ethics! They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight."
(after many,many bong rips) "HeH HeH Monkey Knife Fight HeH HeH" or you could just write it on a bathroom wall.
75👍 35👎
Verb. When a gentleman chokes a woman at the time of orgasm, making the woman's anus tighten up, making things a whole lot better for the man
Jerry: Dude i gave a girl a "Montgomery Monkey Tail"!
Bob: Dude thats awesome
43👍 16👎
To engage in vigorously steamy sexual intercourse with someone who is not hot but leaves you screaming for more.
I know Lamont's not hot but he sure is good for hot monkey sex.
242👍 134👎
an extremely irritating person. Someone who is just so annoying that no sensible phrase will fit.
stop doing that..you flying cunt monkey!!!! you are irritating the fuck out of me!!
18👍 6👎
Entering an establishment (such as cafe, restaurant, bar, etc.) and being asked to leave for no apparent reason other than the staff being a bunch of bitches, one politely nods in agreement while slowly burying their hand down their pants, shitting in their palm, then violently throwing it against the wall as they exit.
My girl and I had a date at this ritzy French restaurant but I guess they didn't like what we wore because they told us we weren't allowed in. I was mad, but while we were leaving I gave them a steaming Cincinnati Monkey Toss and we found a much better Italian place across the street.
19👍 7👎