Romanian Meat Jancum

When an individual, typically a freakaholic, inserts rancid flesh into a jancum jar in a romanian fashion. The individual then proceeds to "Get freaky wit it"(IYKYK) and has an unending gooning session to top it off.

Chooch: "What are you guys doing?
Z and T: "We're finna Romanian meat jancum, unc. Wanna join"
Chooch: "BETTTT!!!"
LD:"Can I get in on that?"
Everyone: "Sure!!"

Melbourne meat curtain

A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"

gaping pussy fish mittens Melbourne meat curtain

meat buck

A term hunters use to apologize for shooting small deer

Got out for a drive today, got a meat buck. Not the biggest, but you can't eat antlers.

Loose Meat

A man that is reckless with his reproductive organs. He does not care where he places his seeds nor the consequences that come along with such careless. A man that complains to the world about all of his baby mamas after the child support cases accumulate. At the height of climaxing during raw sex he allows the feeling of ejaculation to clout his thinking and does not pull out therefore impregnating a woman he doesn’t truly know to be a good mother or partner. He also won’t work a regular job to avoid child support garnishments.

Term Coined by. Javonne M Clark

Year 2023

Daquaniante has 3 baby mama’s and 7 kids he doesn’t care who he has a baby by he’s a “Loose Meat”.

No, im not dealing with you boy you have too many baby mamas and kids everywhere your a “Loose Meat”.

Bro, don’t you have like 11 kids? You a “Loose Meat”.

We have the meats

(From the Arby's slogan): we have what it takes to make you sexually/socially happy

Boy, after seeing a commercial to go join a religious club: Mr priest, so you think you have the meats to get me to join your organization?

Priest: yes, we have the meats. Now go find a religious girl w whom you can procreate and have many beautiful children for God's benefit.

Meat Grappler

A term used derogatorily to describe a man who is well versed in the manipulation of the male genitialia.

Guy1 to Guy2 - "you're fag"

Guy2 - "I'll take that a compliment coming from a dirty meat grappler such as yourself"

Hissing meat

"1. Meat sizzling on a grill
2. Collective human emittance of an NFL event."

“Nothing like hissing meat on a charcoal grill on a summer Sunday night”

“How was the Chiefs game Brian?!”
Brian: “...bunch of hissing meat...”