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A penis that is 100% filling some sort of a hole tonight, most likely a woman’s.
Darren: Dude Trixette flies into the city tonight for the weekend, you know what that means...?
Spence : Locate that Smokin’ Hot Meat Wagon homie, someone is getting put to bed wet tonight!
A derogatory euphemism for a vagina
yeah she puts A LOT of sausage in her meat cabinet
When a man’s penis gains a loss of blood circulation due to the vagina/anus being extremely tight. This causes the penis to change into a more purple/grey colour.
“My ass was so tight that it gave Jordan misery meat”
A cock so large it could break your arm
Christ! That meat swan swang around and nearly broke my arm!
A spicy meat stick is a synonym for a penis with an STD.
Ugh, I went on a date last week and I was gonna go down on him in the bathroom until I saw he had a Spicy Meat Stick!!
The last fucking person I would take advice from.
Navy Seal "Hey! Do you want to learn how to become the best expendable meat you can be!?"
Hym "What? No. I don't consider myself expendable. The fact that you consider ME expendable is dehumanizing and a problem. You self-help garbage are the single worst, most narcissistic people on the planet. I though the celebrity's were bad but I have made and entire 180 on that. You don't have a mindset. You barely have a mind. It's hard to even consider it a mind. Die. Die faster. Actually, kill some kids and THEN die."
When a group of guys gets together and they put their penis out to feel each other
He Andy wanna come over lately and throw meat