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While having sex after an evening of pub crawling, accidentally taking a dump on your partner'S chest during anal stimulatio
She was looking for a sexual end to a romantic evening but ended up with a Scottish Meat Pie
A nice twist on one mans meat, another man's poison. Where neither option is that bad. Invites thought , laughter and useful for pub banter.
Originated in the pubs of South London in the 1940s.
I don't know Bill, I don't know what he sees in her.
"One man's meat, another man's gravy."
Long pause...
"But which is better? Meat or gravy?"
"Exactly."
6 dudes stand around a shot glass and who ever cant fit the tip of their dick in the shot glass moves on to the next round. You work your way up to a red solo cup and whoever wins is crowned the king of Mississippi.
Girl 1:Oh my gosh! I heard he has an absolute meat hanger
Girl 2: How do you know that?
Girl 1: How haven't you heard he beat dequan'dre in the Mississippi Meat-Cup
Girl 2: So he must have an absolute elephant trunk
n. The curves of a womens front side and legs. A women who appears thicker from the front, or a women with large breasts and a small ass.
She doesn't have much of an ass but she had plenty of front meat to go around!
Slang term for the Labia when it is loose hanging from the Vagina.
When the stripper came out we were shocked to see her hoagie meat hanging almost to her knee.
Preparing for a medium rare dish. Butter up the pan as you turn it on high and prepare to burn and blister your dick while you baste it.
I showed my boyfriend how grilling the meat works. After that we blew eachother off at the SAME TIME! Even our cum tasted smoky!
Someone with a profound thirst for meat. Their desire for meat is matched only by their natural instinct to ride dick, and a Meat Maniac will joyfully indulge in both.
“Have you seen what luke OD sent in the chat last night?”
“Yeah bro, lately it seems like he’s become nothing but a Meat Maniac the way he’s obsessed with our every move”