Red Vodka Mikhail

A little known and rarely used nickname for a badass Russian who has an official identity but works underground as a man of all trades. not necessarily experienced but always effective in both his lives. most of the time, a Red Vodka Mikhail is sent to do the dirty work for big people who don't want to ruin their reputation.

Bouncer: hey i got a man who wants to talk to you boss. He says you won't have any problems after his visit.
Boss: shit it's that commie what's his name?
Bouncer: he says Red Vodka Mikhail greets you.
boss: alright let him in. keep an eye and a muzzle on him. I don't want this to be one of tony's hitmen.

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walking the red carpet

Adverb- Engaging in vaginal intercourse with an untrimmed redhead.

My lack of fame does not prevent me from walking the red carpet every time I stick it in Ginger.

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Walking the red carpet

Performing cunnillingus on a woman who is menstruating.

Cato g Susie when she's on the tag is like walking the red carpet. cunnilingus menstruation

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phone red herring

When your significant other who is normally attached to their phone at all times clears their phone out of anything suspect (anything they are hiding such as texts from other girls etc), then lays it in an obvious place inviting you to look through it while pretending to sleep or leaving the room.

I was beginning to trust him until he threw a phone red herring.

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Boston Red Sox

Since people will be butthurt and will dislike this - I won’t be doin’ much more than this: The worst team in baseball who constantly get crushed in the regular season.

Person 1: Go Boston Red Sox!
Person 2: Oh, you mean those idiots?

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The woman in the red dress

From the matrix but a metaphor that can be applied to life. When you take the red pill (not be confused with the manosphere pill) and you wake up to the beast system. You give up lower frequency carnal vices in return for higher quality virtues, the woman in the red dress will try to lure you back into the ignorance. She will tell you what you want to hear, she is a jezebel waiting to devour you.

The woman in the red dress is a red herring, destroying your perception of truth and misleading your track.

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cooking red sauce

When a woman has her period

Yo bitch, you cooking red sauce?

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