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a retard bitch ass who likes ding dong.
johns a Wenis Penis
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greatest word ever. used by lauren, autumn, and katie. used to fill silence during awkward moments.
"****silence****"
"penis weasel"
"yeah"
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A shitty yet awesome band consisting of Jerkbeast (A foul mouthed monster that hates everybody) on drums, Sweet Benny (Necrophiliac with a seriously messed up looking face) on base and is also the singer AND Marty (Rabbit smashing psycho) On guitar.
"1 I believe in Satan 2 he believes in me 3 We believe in each other 4 Jesus was a transsexual!" STEAMING WOLF PENIS
"Looks like chocolate, taste like shit. Never gonna know untill you bite into it."
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A girl (or guy) who gives a guy an erection.
Guy 1: Dude, that chick's a penis sweller!
Guy 2: Who? RuPaul?
Guy 1: Yeah, why?
Guy 2: ...That's a tranny.
Guy 1: ...*retches 5 times, than pukes for 30 seconds* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Guy 2: ROTFLOL!
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Pronounced (PEE-NUY-PA-NI-NI)- An Italian style grilled sandwich, in which men's erect members (penises) are placed between to pieces of fresh bread. It is recommended to for the well endowed men to ingest an erectile stimulant such as Viagra or Cialis to help with the longevity of their erections while the sandwich is being pressed in a panini maker. If you do not have a panini maker, a George Forman grill will work as well. The Peni Panini is best served hot with tomato and fresh mozzarella. Manga.
"Dude, me, Ted, and Bill got all wrecked last night with Lisa. Lisa was drinking vodka, aka slut juice, and she started to get really hungry for cock. Needless to say, one wasn't enough. So four of us went back to my place and Lisa proceded to gobble down the Peni Panini that we served her with.
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One man's obsession with another man's accomplishments. As in, "Donald Trump is so obsessed with President Obama's accomplishments, most notably his Nobel Prize and the ACA, that it must be penis envy."
Donald Trump has such penis envy for President Obama and his Nobel
Peace Prize, that he had someone nominate him for the prize.
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A girl who is addicted to your big fat juicy third leg of a cock.
My girl is a total penis popper. My dick is her drug.
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