I know you are, but what am I?

A retort with profound implications. Pee Wee's greatest contribution to youth culture.

Person A: You smell bad.

Person B: There's this thing about a small squirrel and how nobody loves you. Hi-ya! Now that's what I call a verbal bitch-slap.

Person A: I know you are, but what am I?

Person B: Haha what a complete fail of a a comeback. It's like, your face is all red, and you can't come up with a comeback.

Person A: It made no sense, but therein lies the point. The notion that one needs to respond with a rehearsed "comeback" is inane. Your squirrel-centric comeback was also inane; it failed to address your abhorrent smell, it seemed to mistake randomness for wit (really a squirrel?), and the mere fact that you would use it as an example of a verbal bitch-slap is laughable, as it lacks slap. It is quite slap-less. I respond to inanity with inanity.

Person B: Well, "your" still a faggot. And now I'm going to win this by blowing your mind with an ounce of inverse-Descartian drivel.

Person A: Nooooooooooooooo

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what it do. "dolla." ya dig?

shit that kicks an indescribable amount of ass--Wu-Tang albums, for example--can only truly be described as being what it do. "dolla." ya dig?

you hear that new Big L record? shit's what it do. "dolla." ya dig?

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what do you think this is bush week?

an old school slang word used to disapprove the actions or suggentions or another. the dates of the actually week is the 28th of january - 4th of february.

"can i go to the city with jack daniels?"
"absoulutley not, what do you think this is bush week?

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I know you are, but what am I?

An amateur insult comeback. It is often regarded as one of the worst possible insult comebacks, being criticized for its lack of creativity, low versatility, and manipulation of English grammar in the word "you."

The comeback was popularized by a scene from the 1985 film 'Pee-Wee's Big Adventure,' in which Pee-Wee Herman repeatedly says the comeback after being told a string of insults by someone else.

Mark: You should have let me copy your test answers in class today.
Jim: No, it's against the rules. Stop relying on me to bail you out all the time. You're such a blowhard sometimes...
Mark: Oh, yeah? Well, you're a coffee whore whose father is on crack!
Jim: I know you are, but what am I?
Mark: You're a loser who doesn't let me copy your test answers in class!
Jim: I know you are, but what am I?
Mark: -_- seriously dude

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you know what really sucks?

the warning of when the sayer is about to do something bad, really bad.

"Hey, Johnny, you know what really sucks?"
"what?"
*5-stars Johnny*
"that's what really sucks."

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what does ratio mean?

This

Joe: ratio

Dumbass:what does ratio mean?

Joe:( ͡° ʖ ͡°)

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What it do baby boo?

Snoop Dogg’s opening line in The Pussycat Dolls’ song “Buttons” featuring snoopy.

It basically means ‘what can that ass do?’, but in an iconic snoop dogg-way

Snoop guy: ‘Damn, what a nice ass you got. What it do baby boo?’
Girl w/ nice ass: ‘A lot. Jump on that di*k for starters.’

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