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Your words are deadly weapons, killing me, destroying me.
Fuck You!! Secrets Don't Make Friends!! Secrets Don't Make Friends!! Secrets Don't Make...
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On June 9th, you fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend or ask your crush if they want to fuck. The reason it is on June 9th is because the date resembles 69 as the date is 6/9.
Guy- Hey, Brooke, it's National friend fuck Day, let's bang!
Brooke- Ok!
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Even worst than ur niece is obese or ur granny tranny
Fred:Ur friend harris a terrorist
God:DIES
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A friend who cares about you, but also cares about themselves a little too much. He has a mixture of good qualities and not so good qualities. He’s a best friend, but he’s an *sshole at the same time, hence the word “booty” in the front. Everybody has a BBF in their lives at some point...
“Man, I love Fabio, but he is such a BBF: booty best friend when he flakes on us all the time...”
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Some book I found in my school library
Damn all my friends are dead dangit
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All my friends are toxic, all ambitionless
So rude and always negative
I need new friends, but it's not that quick and easy
Oh, I'm drowning, let me breathe
I'm better off all by myself
Though I'm feelin' kinda empty without somebody else
Oh, I hear you cryin' out for help
But you never showed for me when I was ringin' your cellphone
Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone
Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh
But life is immaculate, backin' it up a bit
Countin' my hours and knocking on wood
Avoiding my opposites, chewin' on chocolate
Had a bit limited time, but I should
Be good for a minute, don't want to admit it
I'm running on seconds, I'm rigid, I'm screwed
Don't know what to do, I'm thinking of you
I'm drinking up bottles and bottles of booze
I'm better off all by myself
Though I'm feelin' kinda empty without somebody else
Oh, I hear you cryin' out for help
But you never showed for me when I was ringin' your cellphone
Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone
Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh
all my friends are toxic
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national fake friend day is where you post about a fake friend or just drop them😂
National fake friend day
*post a pick on snap
“This is kisha she is a real *****”
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