A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

MAC-Fishing/MAC-Fish

1.) A woman/man that applies makeup that is able to extremely alter their physical appearance so they appear more physically appealing than they actually are without makeup.

1.) My friend Kyle told me that he decided to take his date swimming for their 1st date to make sure she wasn't a MAC-Fishing/MAC-Fish underneath the pounds of makeup he seen she had applied to her face.

2.) Carlton was traumatized by Danielle after he woke up the next morning and walked pasted the mirror where she was standing. After seeing her face without makeup he thought to himself "I've got to get this woman away from me. She's MAC-Fishing/MAC-Fish. I will never get drunk and bring home another woman that wears MAC makeup or any makeup matter of factly."

fish asshole

when you take a fish from a pond and lick it’s asshole clean

i love eating fish asshole, she said. it’s a great pastime.

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Fred The Fish

A name for a theatre kid who thinks that the Soviet Union is funny. Based on a small Styrofoam fish who is 4 inches long.

"Hey that kid is listening to the Soviet Anthem during our rehearsal!"
"He's totally being like Fred The Fish."

double dip fish hook

Your fuckin a girl from the back at the beach and you pull out smack it in the sand and stuff it in her ass and when she screams you fish hook the bitch.

Dude I double dip fish hooked this bitch at the beach.

Massachusetts fish

A fish dinner served on a platter sauteed in Sam Adams Boston lager with a side of PUSS

Yumm! This Massachusetts fish is delicious. The fat puss on the side really compliments the flavors!

fallopian fish hook

The form of birth control known as an IUD (intra-uterine device) EXPIRES EVERY THREE YEARS

My ex’s fallopian fish hook expired and now I have a toddler