See: Gravy SEAL.
A higher rank, in the make-believe military, these guys are potentially more dangerous. Delusion larpers on a spectrum somewhere between a gun-nuts and preppers. Prone to hate on gamers, airsoft/paintball players, and others because they use “real guns” instead; possibly in a controlled environment or even recklessly.
You got called out for flexing a participation trophy. You’re not even a Gravy SEAL, you’re a Green Buffet!
Person 1: Do you think he is cute?
Person 2: Yeah, I'd let him in my green jeep
Bryce is a little girl who sits and pees
Bryce walking down the hall and you say ur green Bryce , then he cry’s
Bizarre, off the planet, might have come from the moon.
Rejecting all the evidence, Tim stuck doggedly to his green-cheese conviction that the indigenous population had arrived only 700 years ago.
Inserting a toy turtle into your ass and letting it slide out into a body of water.....yes this has been done before.
Yo did you see jake this weekend?.....He pulled off a green turtle lodge.
A night of weed, porn and handjobs between straight friends just for boredom without homosexual feelings.
Get high together and having no gay sex between men
"I'm bored. Do you want a Green Spokane?"
"No way, man."
"Nohomo"
"Ok then, but no kisses this time"
When you eat healthy and blow your load on the bed, making your partner sleep in the wet spot.
"Don't worry, it's good for your skin, it's a green tea mattress"
"My girl was so mad, I gave her a green tea mattress treatment"