Large cock and ball will smash to the end of his days America fuck all around guy
Faggot that looks like he's Sid the sloth. Only on Tuesdays though. He strips for his stuffed animals and he plays little league basketball
The most biggest dick ever.man whore that will just screw you over. He is some that everybody hates
He is the biggest John ever
People with this name somehow manage to look like every single zoo animal all at once. They also have a tail.
"Let's go to the zoo!"
"Why, we already have a John!"
sexy ass beast like entity who gets all the girls
soz john if ur reading this but i lied
Basic, base model, no bells and whistles.
The subaru wrx was more expensive than the john impreza
A methhead who loves his pipe , most likely gets titty fucked
I am john , I love my meth and I like getting titty fucked .