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When you get up in the middle of the night and take a drink of water that feels like it’s come from a spring blessed by god himself.
Person1: I was so thirsty last night and I went a got a drink. It was water of god.
God of microwaves, They are so much better than toasters and ovens or stoves
Microwave.exe has stopped working
Hey I forgot to pray to the microwave god today :(, *gets struck by lightning*
Shoving ones penis into his asshole whilst screaming "OH GOD"
Steve: did debbie tell u what sandy's boyfriend FRED did the other day?
Rick: nope; what happened?
Steve: Fred God Fucked himself at the beach yesterday when he tripped over a rock!
Rick: dayyyyyymn bro
1 - Polo G’s alias
2 - a person with a high tolerance to mdma
3 - a person that is very good lying
lying in polo g crib off the x he call me cap god
A joke from h3h3Productions that Ethan made. Good morning, and God bless is when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Guy 1: Hey dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Guy 2: I'm doing a good morning, and god bless
When a girl tosses you off so good that it feels heavenly.
I got with a girl the other day, and I was touched by the Hand of God.