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A person of ill repute known for their sticky fingered thievery identifiable by their eyes being unable to both look at the same thing at the same time. Like mortgages, ones fixed, ones variable.
Mortgage eyes Deano stole that old ladies purse, when I questioned him about it he couldn’t look me in the eye
The act of moving one's eyes in a way to be sassy and offensive. It's a non-verbal way to tell someone to "fuck off," much like giving the middle finger. Although they don't actually say "fuck off," that's what the gesture means in that manner.
Teenage daughter: *eye-rolling at father*
Father: "Don't tell me to fuck off!"
Teenage daughter: "I didn't!"
Father: "The fuck you didn't!"
When you are running with a mouldy steak, fall over, and get the steak in your eye.
I was running down the stairs, tripped over Bob's glory hole, and gave myself a Steak Eye
When some guy blows a load into your left eye and you do absolutely nothing about it.. You let it sit there until your eye gets really red, pussy and gross.
Dude your eye is prety messed up what happened last night?"
"Some guy came in it and i got laroo eye"
If somebody sends you a A picture with one close eye It means they trust you with their life
For example “ Just got a one eye closed pic from Emma I now know she trusts me”
When someone has glossed/glazed over eyes and looks messed up possibly from sinus problems or being stoned.
"Man that dude's got some hoozy eyes!"