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God

An amalgam of abstractions that form a hierarchy of perception. The pinnacle of which is your (or THE) highest conceptual good. You need it or you can't act because false dichotomy and you're either acting in accordance with the highest ethical good or you're confused because this is what Sam was talking about when he called it sophistry...

Hym "Now, I don't want you to look at that definition and think that I'm some kind of a "The greater good" ideologue. I know. It's almost impossible to do if you know what the words mean but I need you to try, ok? I know what you're thinking. 'That's not what people mean when they say it' And I know.

But what you don't understand is that people are stupid. They don't know what it means. They don't even know what it SHOULD mean. I do. That's what God SHOULD mean."

Iam ".... If it isn't obvious he's talking as though he is Dr. Jeep Jorp. Because that's what Dr. Jeep Jorp thinks we were doing and is now doing to us."

Hym Ha! God... If this is how you act when you believe there is an omniscient reality monster watching everything you do... I'd hate to see you when nobody's watching... Hehehehehehehe.... Hahahahahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Hym Iam January 8, 2023


God

And God is a guy taking credit for something he didn't do...

Some guy "Hey man, you ever wonder who made everything?"

Some other guy "Uuuum-I did that... Yep... I did that waaaaaaaay back in the day. Before you were even a guy."

The first guy "Awshitnoway for real!?"

God "Yeah dawg... Yup... It was me."

Dawg "No fuckin way bro that is sick! That must have taken a long time."

God "Nah Dawg, that shit only took 7 days. Nah, 6 days. I took a nap the 7th day."

Dawg "Damn bro... That's nuts."

God "Right? Yeah, so I'm going to need you to burn down Sodom and Gomorrah."

Dawg "What?"

God "Yeah, I'm not about any of that shit. Go. Grab another guy. Go get Abraham and tell him we're going to burn down the city."

Dawg "Aw well shit man... I guess I'd better do that then..."

God "Yeah I will burn your soul forever if you don't!"

Dawg "Oho! Man, ouch! Doesn't sound fun. Alright... I'll tell Michael about the you making everything in 7 days shit though. You're a dope guy man. Thanks for all the stuff."

God "Yeah, we'll kill the canaanites next. Oh, and this is my son Jesus and he's better than everyone forever."

Dawg "Aw cool, bye Jesus!" *Walks away*

by Hym Iam June 19, 2023


God

Our kind and glorious lord who shine's light upon us in a dance of freedom and equali... Oh wait I am describing satan.

I don't care about God sorry not sorry.

by The_Pentegram July 2, 2022


God

Nolan

Hey look it’s Nolan, all bow to Nolan. Nolan is God.

by Apexlegends March 29, 2022


god

lily therese wilson-starr

lily has a god complex

let’s go worship lily

let me be god for a day - lily
in my humble option which is i humble because i am the best - lily

by nashinoodle October 19, 2021


GoD

GoD embodies a dominus persona that transcends conventional authority, radiating a divine aura that inspires unwavering devotion and reverence among their submissives.

GoD is also Another name for Majesty Flair aka God of Domination.

I wholeheartedly submit to GoD, my one true owner.

by Damien Steele November 5, 2024


God

Alexis Andrew Evans

Son of god

by Universal offspring January 17, 2024