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John

John is a pot to piss in. John is a pot to shit in. John can be sat upon or stood over. John will take all your shit and piss and flush it away because John is an indoor plumbing apparatus that's is connected to a series of pipes and tubes that is connected to a community utility, perhaps a sewage or waterworks paid for by a subscription rat called a water bill. When John is not flushing sewage down a series of pipes, John can be found propositioning a prostitute for sex in order to negotiate a price point to become a prostitute's customer. John also means soulful.

Tara just shit all over that John who low balled them for a blow job.

by Ms. Inform November 24, 2021


John

Large cock and ball will smash to the end of his days America fuck all around guy

Ohhhhyay John smash harder

by Dhdhdbd May 7, 2021


John

Faggot that looks like he's Sid the sloth. Only on Tuesdays though. He strips for his stuffed animals and he plays little league basketball

JoHn Is So HoT 🥵

by JaydonHater January 23, 2020


John

The most biggest dick ever.man whore that will just screw you over. He is some that everybody hates

He is the biggest John ever

by _cheez_ December 9, 2016


John

People with this name somehow manage to look like every single zoo animal all at once. They also have a tail.

"Let's go to the zoo!"

"Why, we already have a John!"

by JohnHater6942069 December 11, 2023


john

sexy ass beast like entity who gets all the girls

soz john if ur reading this but i lied

by milky_banana-69 November 1, 2021


John

Basic, base model, no bells and whistles.

The subaru wrx was more expensive than the john impreza

by HerBoyfriend March 8, 2022