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life is a series of train wrecks with short commercial breaks of happiness in the middle of it.
Deadpool - 2016
hey have you heard about "life?" Yeah i think so aren't we kind of living in it
Life is about the journey, and making friends along the way, and the true meaning of life is finding your own way to enjoy it. This was said by Sussie in episode 28, season 3 of The amazing world of gumball.
Sussie: "Life is about the journey, and making friends along the way" "The true meaning of life is finding your own way to enjoy it
A very dangerous and contagious disease transmitted by sexual activity. The symptoms are pain, suffering and existential crisis. The disease is treated in a process called "death". The process can be performed with the help of doctors but the process can also be performed independently. Also the disease can disappear on its own after a few years (depending on what type of spicies the transmitters were).
O no! My son has life! Quick, take him to the hospital!!
Stay Healthy, Be Fit and Die anyways
Dude #1-Hey bro you are so fit
Dude #2 -Yeah but Life is happening
Dude #1-Aw man that is a bummer
is death
Person 1: What is life, really?
Person 2: Life is death.
You get to play this game for a long time unless you screw up so bad you get disqualified. Disqualification isn't painful unless you deserve it. Some people lose this game on purpose. Some don't mean to.
Eighty-year-old woman smiles at her granddaughter. "Look at you, Judy! You're so lucky you're young and get to play the game of life for a long, long time." Judy looks at her mother. "Mom, is she senile or something?