crack some nuts

To mack or hit on on someone.

" She's all up in his nut, and crackin it"

" Let's go to the bar, I wanna crack some nuts"

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pistachio nut surprise

when someone eats a series of food to make there poop green and then smashes their white asscheeks against a window and releases its green caca surprise all over the window resembling a pistachio nut. (green caca+white asscheeks= pistachio nut surprise)

i pistachio nut surprised my mom the other day and she broke the glass window making my anus bleed.

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pubitronic nut sac

It's a very difficult procedure of putting a Microchip within the nut sac with lights placed in it. So when it is inserted into the scrotum it lights up like a Christmas tree. The cords have to be plugged up to batteries which have to be placed within your anus in order for it to work. When the process is done the "pubitronic nut sac" will only be completed when the scrotum lights up and The pubic hairs reflect the light making it a true "pubitronic nut sac"

Bill: dude when ever i dont have a flashlight i find it very difficult to look through the dark in the woods to get to bi-lo.
Fred: Well dude when im chillin with the bros in the tree house and it becomes night time, I use my pubitronic nut sac to see my way Home.

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get some nut

used by women and men; another term for a "hook up" of any kind...make out, sex, and anything in between.

"hell yeah, i got my/some nut last night"

"girl, i saw you over there gettin your nut"

"gonna get some nut tonight?!"

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Big Fat Nuts

Term used when draining a shot or making a nice layup during a basketball game.

*Daniel shooting a 3 point shot in stoner's face and making it*
Daniel: BIG FAT NUTS!
Stoner: FUCK! I just got Big Fat Nuts in my mouth

or

*Dwyane Wade cocking back and dunking on Perkins*
Wade: BIG FAT NUTS!
KD: Perkins just got Big Fat Nuts in his face

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norris nuts fashion

an extremely overpriced range of merchandise made by a family youtube account called the norris nuts

norris nuts fashion we design it with passion norris nuts fashion(x10)

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Creamy nut explosion

What you get when you tip a seemingly-feminine vietnamese prostitue, who, upon closer inspection is a man dressed in drag.

I payed Tsung-Chin 15 dollars for some fucky-fucky. When She took off her pants, She had a dick and Gave me her Creamy nut explosion all over my New metallica shirt!

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