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1. The act of getting naked and wearing rollerskates, sneaking up on someone, stripping them, turning them upside-down, placing rollerskates on thier hands, then anally raping them in the piledriver position whislt spinning around on the skates and singingDead Or Alive's "You Spin Me Right Round (Like A Record, Baby)"
2. The man who was born with wheels where his feet should be, most notably associated with Sticky Ricky.
1. Mate, did you haer about MAtty G? He got full on Spinny Daved the other night!
2. Did you hear that Sticky Ricky and Spinny Dave were at Drunken Bridge Hill last night?
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Phrase said to people by Papa Lazarou, just before he tells them that they are now his wife... and he kidnaps them.
From The League of Gentlemen.
Papa Lazarou knocks on door of house, person answers, he says "Hello Dave", "Your my wife now dave", and he kidnaps them!
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He is an absolute visionary a true artist a magician he’s really an inspiration for the utes
Santan Dave the Goliath if uk rap. He’s undefeated and cannot be defeated cuz only he can compare to himself.
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To roll a double shotgun roach for a joint. A roach which has got four mini roaches inside it. As rolled by big dave.
1: That's a fat joint, what is it?
2: It's a big dave
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Any weird kid in school that is usually found doing creepy things such as playing with food, breathing heavily through the mouth, and standing very closely behind people for no apparent reason. This person will usually try to find friends by trying to talk cool or trying to do things he thinks are funny but are just really creepy, but will always fail. Very unclean and smelly, with lots of dandruff and acne. Will "like" and/or comment everyone's pictures on Myspace or Facebook, even if he does not know you. Will stalk girls and/or guys. Will steal your phone while you're not looking to take your number and add his. Usually speaks in a low, mumbled voice and may or may not end words with "eh." Please avoid this human.
Student 1: "Oh my God, that kid is such a Creepy Dave!"
Student 2: "What kid?"
Student 1: "THE ONE BREATHING DOWN MY NECK."
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Essentially Chuck E. Cheese for the older crowd. There's a lot of fun shit to do, from the jump rope machine to Deal or No Deal to guitar hero. Like Chuck E. Cheese, you get tokens (although on a swiping card, not actual coins) to spend on simple, but enjoyable games. Unfortunately, also like Chuck E. Cheese, the food is mediocre and it feels like it takes half an hour to 45 minutes to get your food. One could say that that's the point, that they want you to go out and play around before your meal, but sadly, that always forces one person to be left out as they wait for the meal and watch everyone's stuff.
Shannon: I had fun with Lenny last night and Dave and Buster's!
Frank: Oh?
Shannon: Yeah, we won lots of tickets and got a few trinkets. My fries were cold, though, and Lenny barely got any sauce on his spaghetti.
Frank: That sucks.
Shannon: Not as bad as it did for Jane; We said we'd take turns table watching, but we forgot and she ended up sitting there for nearly an hour.
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A guy named Dave who says and does such ridiculous shit every day that its become common and you acknowledge it by saying 'Everyday Dave'.
Dave: Dude when I cover up this solar powered light it turns on... are my hands solar powered or something?
Friend: They turn on because you're blocking the light David.
Dave: Oh shit haha. Fuck me dude.
Friend: Everyday Dave strikes again....