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the one that broke my heart. yeah, it's you Derek, the SC one. A total player and fuckboy. waste of my time
i should have never even talked to derek holt
The deepest, darkest hole known to man.
I slipped and fell into Derek's asshole today.
This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.
"Who's are you?"
"Oh, I'm your father Derek."
The cutest life form known to man.
Person one: Holy smokes man look how happy Derek Nichols is right now.
Person two: I wish I was as happy as D Nics.
The feeling of high pressured stress relief in slow motion.
I had a hard day at work. I'm going home to do The Derek.
If you are called The Derek this means you are a max prestige diamond one meat rider. The originality of this name comes from a urban legend named derek mercado (nickname derek mercocko) after a man with a GINORMOUS COCK rap battled derek and the teacher came by and called my mom… i mean the GINORMOUS COCK man’s mom and then a man named ergu got shot and derek was meat riding. So moral of the story is don’t meat ride=not called The Derek
Man1: look it’s a meat rider
Man2: we call diamond 1 meat riders “The Derek”
The Derek in name: hey guys i LOVE meat in my mouth
man1: i see now
A max prestige’s diamond one meat rider to the fullest extent. If u are called “The Derek” you are one of the biggest meat riders (except derek) know to man.
man1: i sense a meat rider
man2: we call it The Derek
Meat rider Aka derek: hi guys i love meat in my mouth
man1: oh i see