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The "welcome pack" the department of corrections gives you when entering jail/ prison which normally consists of a very small toothbrush, comb, toothpaste (also used for lube?) and razor.
Yo bitch don't touch my fish kit or I will shank your ass.
A beautiful, bubbly, fun fish. Treat it with RESPECT and it can live up to 10 years in captivity. They originated from rice paddies and mud puddles in South Asia, and although lived in horrible conditions, need to live in good temperatured water, a clean tank, the tank has to have an air opening to breathe, and has to be not too big but not too small. Make your fish happy!
"I love betta fish! <3"
"Betta fish are my obsession!"
"My favorite kind of fish is the Betta Fish"
Fucking Illinois ShitHeads Towing A Boat. This is a term used mainly by Wisconsinites when describing a ridiculus driver from Illinois who vacations in Wisconsin in the summer to use a boat on the beautiful lakes. They are known to drive like shit on the roads while towing their boats.
I was driving through town and a fish tab was taking up two lanes with his boat trailer so I could not get around him.
The Babel Fish (from Hitchiker's guide to the galaxy) is a small yellow fish you put in your ear to translate other languages. It swims through your ear canal into your brain, where instead of feeding off of your brain, it does something incredible. It actually feeds off of other's brain waves and converts them into coherent thoughts of your language. Contrary to popular belief, you cannot watch foreign language films or read foreign text, even with the babel fish, since it only converts from active brainwave that are in the same room as you, not a language that's been recorded or from the written word.
- Person 1: "Golly jee wilkers! I can understand all the languages with the Babel Fish! I should use this in Chinese class!"
- Person 2: "It still won't help you ace your written Chinese exams."
- Person 1: "Aw."
The seductive art of fingering one's vagina
Mary & I were fooling around at her house last night & even though she wouldn't let me go all the way she did let me go knuckle fishing while her parents were upstairs watching Glee.
A helicopter fish is a non-fish fish thing. It is a weird lookin' ratfish thing, and it has a helicopter in its mouth. It uses this helicopter to slice and dice its prey.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A HELICOPTER FISH NON-FISH THING!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WILL SLICE AND DICE US WITH ITS HELICOPTER!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!