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Gordon C. Is a very unique and soul. You cannot become attached to this person as they will destroy your life. They have a major problem with drinking and has anger issues. This man whore will bang your pussy good then ghost you. He is a great fuck but when your looking for more of his throbbing double cut cock he falls off the earth. He is also known to have many children all around the world. Advise to avoid this man.
I just wanna ride Gordon C. Cocktail so bad my vag is screaming.
Noun. A person who is deliberately attempting to show off on wide or almost universal scale.
Xavier wouldn't stop dabbing at the BLM rally! What a Flashy Gordon!
Cockney slang for Hash Brown; A popular edition to the typical English Breakfast dish.
Hash Brown is made from shredded, fried potatoes.
"Hiya mate. I'll have a full English with an extra gordon brown, please."
Shea Gordon’s the ultimate shagger
All other midfielders have huge posters of him on their wall as he is the ultimate sex master
Recce Cole is excluded from this as he is a shagger as well
Kenny Miller: omg its Shea Gordon
Gordon:ah yes it is you mr Miller
Miller: I wish I was as good as you
Gordon: you are a old man now shut your mouth
A super Shea Gordon is a true shagger
Created by the supernova of UY Scuti in the REDACTED period, Gordon had only one thought in his mind. Destroy. Gordon's 6 chicken legs can reach incalculable speeds. His turtle-like shell functions as an indestructible shield capable of protecting against anything. Gordon has 6 tentacles that have the capacity to decimate anything they touch. Gordon is a force to be feared. Gordon can not be stopped.
Person 1: "What is that?"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"
A person who is always lying about everything in life. He tries to be the center of attention but very few people like him
Did you see Henry Gordon, he is such a liar.
person 1: cameron gordon gets ne bitches him
person 2: and he’s fat