Jade is the most vsco coach you will ever have
(she is also a massive bum hole)
Yezze your such a jade
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Jade is a girl who is kind of plain. She’s been through some rough times but overall she has a pretty privileged life. She likes when people feel sorry for her and pity her, although she’d never tell anyone that. She isn’t naturally beautiful but with a little makeup and the right filter she can look alright. She’s very self conscious and anxious. She may suffer from mental health issues. She’s usually very quiet and reserved unless you know her well. She doesn’t really know how to act in social situations but she is a genuinely nice person, or at least she tries to be. She really tries her best to be a good person and has an open mind. She always tries to put herself in other people’s shoes. She can be funny but it depends who she’s around. Be nice to Jade as she’s secretly very sensitive and all she wants is love. Also she’s not angry she just has bitch face.
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Alexs like to date girls named jade as they have massive teeth and big boobs
Alex how u doing
Fine u know me just chillin
Well u know my name is jade and we should fuck or date.
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Jade is someone that can’t stop eating, and is way too over weight but also a lovely person
Hey is that a jade over there she is obese
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Girl who likes green and most likely has a celebrity crush like (Shawn mendes, Justin bieber, the vamps) those types of people. Jades are most likely blonde with brown eyes and small fine lips. They aren't quite good at keeping friends and like to start arguements and hasn't got a great relationship with parents such as mum and dad.
95.5% of jades love cheese, pizza donuts and muffins. Her favourite bands revolve around (fifth harmony, little mix, the vamps, 5sos, DNCE) jades also have a favourite girl solo artist people like (camila cabello, Lauren jauregui, Ariana grande, Taylor swift, Selena Gomez)
Jades are obsessed with technology and loves to draw
Jade is great at doing nothing
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