saved by the bell

A televison show that showed what High School was all about....Reality shows? Bah! this one has them all beat. Even today this proves that in re-runs. Screech n the boyz keepin it real!

Preppie goes out with cheerleader BLAH BLAH BLAH I need my daily dose of SBTB, quick! turn it to TBS!

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Bell Tap

Where you smack/hit ones bellend or jap's eye

Mike : Hi Owen
Owen : *Bell Tap*
Mike : Arrggghh!

Mike : Go And Bell tap Owen , Jeremy
Jeremy ; Ok!

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Taco Bell

a slow, delicious death.

instead of cigarette smoking, i took up taco bell. don't spare the awesome sauce.

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bell cheese

Smegma that collects under the foreskin/prepuce.

Bell cheese is best served with sausage.

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saved by the bell

By far the greatest show ever to hit this planet. Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Mario Lopez are my heroes.

Zack, Slater, Kelly, Jessie, Lisa, and Screech

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bell cheese

Dirty, stinking piss, dirt and semen that collects around your bell end. Smells like out of date cheese. Commonly found on scummy chav twats and pikeys(probably).

chav 1: woah man wats dat smell, init?
chav 2: chill blud dats my bell cheese init
chav 1: woah man i got da munchies, give me saves
chav 3: give me last tokes man init

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Hells Bells

A flower that is commonly found in backyards, bushy areas, etc. that causes hallucinations if ingested. The "trip" may last anywhere from 2 days at a time to a few weeks depending on amount ingested. It does contain poisons and there is a large risk of easily overdosing. The plant also contains alkaloids that do cause a drowsyness.
Description: A bell-shaped flower, it varies in color and size.

Guy #1: "Man, I just munched some Hells Bells..."
Guy #2: "Oh shit man, you're gonna be trippin' off those trumpets for days!"

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