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Paradise Lost is when you convince a homeless person you will give her a large amount of money or a place to live if she will let you do the Plastic Taco to her. Once she's wrapped up and can't move you just leave her there and walk away
Those bums fall for anything. I had her convinced id let her stay at my apartment if we did the Plastic Taco. But as soon as she was wrapped up I pulled a Paradise Lost and walked away
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What you say to someone who lost their
-cool
-mojo
-game
-attractiveness
-dennis
Cool and attractive guy from spain:
Hey manny you are the master at spinning...stuff
Manny:Thanks
Cool and attractive guy from spain:
Can I see you spin something again.
Manny:Kay
*Fails miserably*
Cool and attractive guy from spain:
Dang you just lost your triangle
Manny:What?
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A condition where the owner of a vehicle allows an acquaintance (usually the other half of a drug-fueled one-night stand) to drive their vehicle, but stops answering text messages. The owner then reports the car stolen in an attempt to find their car, but conveniently omits the embarrassing details when talking to the police.
So I met this chick at the casino last night and we smoked a ton of meth. I borrowed her car for ten minutes when she got Lost Car Syndrome and reported it stolen.
A love that kindled long ago, but never reached it's full potential. That both people felt but may have never communicated fully to the other. That if again found, may truly be the love of a lifetime..
Sarah and Kevin both felt it, but it would be years before they would realize their long lost love.
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A book series by Shannon Messenger, following the adventures of The Mysterious Miss F., (Sophie Foster).
Me: Oh my gods, you should totally read Keeper of the Lost Cities!
Me: okay!
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A tribe that fought in the great war of Dykes and E- thots thought to be dead but was recently awakened by the coming of the new order of Dykes. Lead by Bk this elite unit of warriors is meant to bring order and peace to the world.
"There goes tonto there must be a cell of dykes nearby lets evacuate so they can do their work."
tontos lost tribe
A hilarious alias of some lawyer living in Salt Lake City, Utah. He unofficially commentates, via Twitter, several sports events; mostly for the Utah Jazz, Utah Utes Basketball, and Real Salt Lake (soccer). He also commentates on the show, the Bachelorette.
He's cynical, sarcastic, and funny as hell. He likes to flirt with random girls on Twitter, but will never reveal his identity to anyone.
"Did you see Lost Taco Vendor's last tweet?"
"Man, who is that guy?!"
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