I-READY

a shit childrens website that is fucking demonic, a form of child abuse cause it is fucking traumatizing to see a damn alien going "OOH WE MAMA"

Teacher: We are going to the computer lab and typing a paragraph
Me: What do we do when we are done?
Teacher: I-READY
Me: excuse me what the fuck

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R&I

Meaning "Records and Identification", a police department division that deals with the reports of varied information, such as arrests or missing persons.

"Operator, give me R&I."
''Putting you through, Detective."

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I-Ready

a common form of hard learning.

"I-Ready is ABSOLUTE TORTURE!"

I-LAND

I-LAND is a survival show that started on the 27th of June and had ended on the 18th of September, debuting the new boygroup of 2020, ENHYPEN, consisting of 7 members. 23 trainees had participated on I-LAND and out of the 23, only 7 could debut. There was a total of 8 tests, 4 in I-LAND Part 1 and another 4 in I-LAND Part 2.

*Eggie is the fandom name for those who watched I-LAND. It is a predebut fandom name.

Eggie 1: Did you watch I-LAND?
Eggie 2: Yeah! I was so sad about trainee dropping out though :(

I rekon

I reckon is an extension of I guess so and I'm not sure.

Is the laundry done running ? I rekon !

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I-Ready

A useless piece of shit website that teachers assign to make students commit suicide, blow up their computer, and/or commit murder. This website may cause students to take LSD oh wait your practically on it if your using “I ready”. You might as well identify as a fork and throw your computer it’s no use.

Teacher: Time for iready.

Students: (takes out noose)..... die
I-Ready- makes students kill themselves and that makes teachers happy I guess

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Joergen I

the mighty, noble steed who disappeared from existence whilst accompanying King PewDiePie on his epic adventures throughout Broland.

King PewDiePie: "Joergen? JOERGEN!"
9 Year Old Bro Army: "F" "R.I.P Joergen I" "So not epic!"