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The world so cold got my heart on froze
Eskimo froze It's a cold world out there don't get Avalanche blizzard frosty hey
This is when a man rubs his nose all over a native Eskimos Vagina and she produces an 'ice tear".
I can't belive you never snarffed a native Eskimo. We totally had an Eskimo Fish last night!
Eskimo Biscuit is a label given to female genitalia.
Fred: man i finally got a crack at Kelly's eskimo biscuit last night.
When you put an ice cube in your mouth and then provide oral pleasure on your partner.
Ever since I gave Jessica an Eskimo tongue twister she won’t leave me alone.
An African American who specializes in slanging cocaine.
Who’s got the number for the black eskimo around here? I need that white girl ASAP!
Act of creating an Alaskan Hot Pocket with your partner to preform the Alaskan Pipeline (AKA Eskimo Popsicle) and then using the Alaskan Pipeline leftovers to knock out your partner and ride the Alaskan Bobsled to victory.
Alaskan Hot Pocket -The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom.
Alaskan Pipeline - the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Alaskan Bobsled - While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconscious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.
Did you ever clean up the mess from your Eskimo Trifecta?
There are 3 type of people that feel the need to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, it is the reason they live alone.
If you find someone willing to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, RUN!!
When the foreskin develops frostbite in low-temperature conditions and falls off
Chad got lost in the mountains last week and ended up with an Eskimo Circumcision.