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To take something very simple and create as much useless bull shit as possible, while trying to make yourself look like you have authority.
I just want to finish work and go home. Management dropped a Buffalo Stever (BS) on my, now I gotta drive to the other side of the city.
A pseudo-secret society of drinkers who take a pact to drink with their non-dominant hand, however at the time of the pact are unaware of the nature of said pact. When failing to comply with the usage of the non-dominant hand, another member of The Order of the Buffalo has the right to challenge said member, and if correct in accusation, the offending member must down his/her drink in less than one minute. If the accusor is wrong (as in the case of mistaking a southpaw for a right hander), the accusor must down his or her own drink in less than a minute. Origins remain contested, however scholars maintain that "The Order" first rose to the preponderance of a population in the Republic of Fatumastan, amongst the Fatumois (who are not yet a UNESCO protected group but may soon become one). Membership is at will upon induction, but remains for life, irregardless of the member's wishes. Note: This applies only to libations,l. Water, soft drinks, and other beverages with no discernable alcoholic content are exempt.
Definition: Order of the Buffalo
Accusor: Buffalo!
Accused: Oh Sh!t, not again! *Gulp, gulp gulp*
Similar to a brass monkey - the brass buffalo is a beverage made by taking several sips of beer and then mixing in several squirts of Heinz yellow mustard into it. It originated on nut farms in the countryside of the pacific northwest and is considered a delicacy.
Bro, pass the Heinz lets make some brass buffalos
Anal sex with your significant other on Wednesday night after they had taco Tuesday and wing Wednesday.
Hump day is always more special when it ends with a Mexican Buffalo!
Definition: Noun, A usually entitled bourbon shopper that only look for Buffalo Trace Distillery whiskies and bourbons. And typically acts disgruntled and rude when they cannot find the bottle they’re searching for.
How do I know if you’re a Buffalo Bitch? You’re the person asks for any of the following, “Sir, do you have any Blanton’s, EH Taylor, Elmer T. Lee, Weller Special Reserve, Weller Antique 107p, Weller 12y, Rock Hill Farms, Hancock’s Reserve, Stagg Jr? Any Sazerac Rye, any BTAC, any Pappiez??”
A play on the popular Bob Marley song, "Buffalo Soldier", but using the popular word 'cumbob' as a synonym. When sung to the tune of Buffalo Soldier, a dance is necessary.
Buffalo Cumbob, had a little timebomb.
Buffalo tears....are fake tears with really no tears at all ..someone not really crying but making there voice sound like they r crying and wiping there nose like they r crying...
Buffalo tears....is someone acting like they r crying with no tears at all
Buffalo tears.....are someone bullshiting someone else with fake tears
Tell me u sae that....that kid wasnt upset at all getting caught lying....he sounded upset but did u see his face not a tear one....he had buffalo tears...he just bullshit you