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When a girl(she MUST be of Latin descent)smears her yellowish-green cottage cheese discharge on a guys butt crack and then licks it out while the guy poops
"that spanish chick totally gave me a chilli con queso this weekend"
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Dimi Con Carne is a spicy mexican dish prepared by the 'hands of god'. It is made using an assortment of staple ingrediants including; red kidney beans, onion, chilli, 'dimi speciaility hot sauce' and requires locally sourced 'hands of god'.
The dish is served best on its own or can be used as a topping on nachos or tacos.
Mexican Amateur: "How can I improve the taste quality of my Con Carne?"
Senorita Dimexicana "Add Dimi Con Carne to your dish and it'll soon be your party favourite!"
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Def Con One is a heavy metal band, that contains 4 members. They're not the most popular of all bands, but they hold good music, and they are very talented. The lead singer sings at home, and made his girlfriend a song for valentines day, witch is one of the best songs i've ever heard, but he has not made it into an official single, witch his kids are hoping he one day will do. They are all great members and the bands music is really great. 10/10 for effort.
Adrian:Have you heard of Def Con One?
Stephan:Yes, signed to Scarlett Records?
Adrian:Yes, their music is great and the members are very nice and genorous.
Stephan:I know, i would love to meet them, their family must be so proud.
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A man covers his wee-wee with chilli then fucks a girl anally. Then makes her suck the shitty-chilli.
"She said i wasn't hot enough, so i gave her the willy con carne" -Brian
"Duuuuuuude" -Andy
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A game of wits and challenge to see who can say the weirdest thing when they take either side of pro or con. This keeps going like the energizer bunny, and the only rules are that there are no rules!
Pro: A jellyfish eats nothing but sand and whey!
Con: Harps dont carry people in their trunks!
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Commonly known as 'The sex with cheese'. not sex WITH cheese, as some might expect, but having sex while the cheese witnesses as a third party. it can be used as a sex toy or another form of lubricant, or just to add flavor to an extra salty vagina.
-"yo dude, i totally el sexo con queso'd last night"
~"with who?"
-"tu madre!"
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