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In reference to the amount of jail time you will recieve if you bang an underage girl.
Car salesman #1: That bitch is hot!
Car Salesman #2: Yeah, too bad she's a 5 to 10.
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Originally growing out of the saying "if I had nickel for every time...", this phrase is used when someone says something retarded, overly sexual, or just fucked up.
Joe: "Billy, if I had 10 cents for every time you said something retarded, Bill Gates would be my sex whore."
10 minutes later, Billy: "I wanna have sex with a giraffe."
Joe: "10 cents, Billy."
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Bucket of Chicken from KFC
Gonna go gobble a 10-piece with the wife.
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What a dealer says when he has left you waiting for weed for up to 3 hours then you ring to enquire on his whereabouts and proposed time scales. Usually this figure is wrong and it will take up to another 30 minutes or another phone call. The dealer will then apologise for this and you just have to accept it as he is selling you weed and if you piss him off then no weed for you and a wasted night.
You "How long are you gonna be mate?"
Dealer "10 minutes. I'm not far from there now."
30 minutes later
Dealer "sorry about the wait...how much you want?"
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A French car not dissimilar to Dr Seuss's "Push me, pull you" animal. Looks as if it is capable of it's top speed in both directions. Has confused many owners of where the engine is located when trying to perform basic vehicle checks.
"Gee, the other day I accidently got in to drive my Renault 10 from the back seat" and when ordering spare parts "Not the head light tail lights, but the tail light head lights"
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Those born on 10 sept are usually beautiful and do not do work unless told to do so! Defy this meaning and be hardworking!!
Why isn’t she doing her work? Oh she is born on 10 September!
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