April 2

April 2nd is National Druggie Day if you were born on this day you are either a crackhead or a heroin addict but you are pretty crazy, wild, and genuinely fun to be around. Hope that boosted your confidence :)

John: My birthday is April 2
Mark: You probably are a druggie

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2 bills

2 bills is slang for 200 U.S. dollars.

The 100-dollar bill is currently the largest bill in circulation in the United States, so 2 bills is $200.

I'l give you 2 bills for that guitar.

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June 2

June 2 ah yes. June 2 they day of the year where you appreciate your girlfriend even though it should be every day, This day needs to be extra special for her!

Boy 1: what day is it
Boy 2:it’s June 2
Boy 1: Damnit, I need to go get her something

Boy 2: HURRY!

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halo 2

A game that is ironically fun to play even though all it takes to win is to be a pussy and camp with the sword, rocket launcher, sniper rifle, or any combination of the two, AND considering alot of people who play online are whiney bitches who make lame-ass excuses everytime they lose

Joe schmo: DUDE we lost by 1 kill. I can't believe it!!!

Bob Schmob: Yeah, that was gay. We got noobed by the sniper whore the whole match.

Red team at post game lobby: Haha, good game guys.

Blue team at post game lobby: That was the gayest, most bullshitty match ever. You cheated you fucking standbyers. I'm gonna report you to bungie you litte faggots.

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2-4

A 2-4 is a case of beer that contains 24 bottles.

I'm going to the liquor store to get a 2-4

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RULE #2

Your Bassist is a useless cunt.

You: Man, our bassist won't come to practice!
Me: RULE #2.

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January 2

The Most God fearing God loving person was born

How she loves Jesus a lot must have been born on January 2nd

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