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A girl who only see's the negative side of something a guy tries to do for her and is completely inconsiderate.
Billy: hey tanya i got you and drink from the bar, my treat.
Tanya: What is this!? dont you know i only drink vodka redbull!! (throws drink away)
Billy talking to his mate: See what you get when you come out with 20% bitches.
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“it’s december 20th tomorrow”
“bro that means we get to skip school”
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Give your hoodie away to your friend (girl) and you can decide when she needs to give it back.
she: hey it’s november 20, can i have your hoodie?
he: yes
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Have fun in bed if you haven’t had it in a while day!
I cant wait to see him on July 20 we haven’t had it in a while.
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jerkin in twice in 20 minutes
yo man i was on vacation and i did a 2 in 20
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4:20 originated in San Rafael. What happened was, a group of guys who went to San Rafael High School in 1971 would smoke weed at the Louis Pasteur statue at San Rafael High School, and every time they did this they would do it at 4:20 PM. They would later come up with the term "Louis 4:20" to use when on the phone around their parents or near authoritative figures. It would later become a world wide phenomenon (how it did is beyond me) were stoners would smoke up on April 20 (4/20) at 4:20 AM/PM (depends on how early you wake up). Lastly, 4:20 is not a police code for pot or any other drug.
"Dude, let's get blazed at 4:20 AM and PM man!"
"Alright man! Wait. How the fuck are we gonna make up that early?"
"Oh shit. Fuck. Uhhhhhhhhhhhh. Shit. Oh! I got it! I'll set an alarm!"
"Dude, that's some fuckin' Einstein shit right there bro!"
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