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the most handsome human being was born, his name is kim seokjin
oomf its december 4, time to do our ritual
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National jump out a window day!! A day where you just jump out or imagine yourself jump out a window all day long
Person 1: why are you staring at the window
Person 2: I’m imagining my self jumping out of it
Person 1: why
Person 2: because it’s december 4th national jump out a window day!
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It’s National Crackhead Day! Make sure to slap someone!
Girl 1: *slaps a friend*
Girl 2: ow! What was that for?!?
Girl 1: it’s November 4
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The "official time" to smoke it up...
The original story:
A small group of kids in high school used to meet up everyday after school at 4:20 and smoke on the hill. One day on April 20th, at 4:20 they were all like "woa...it's 4:20, and 4/20- we should make this celebration official" the celebration spread and now 4/20 is an amazing day to get blazed thanks to a group of high school kids from norcal from the 70's
dude...it's 4/20...let's get blazed
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A game that ended up sucking big balls. While anticipation for this game was high, Konami decided to pee on everyone instead of making a great game. They succeeded. Short and boring are two words that come to mind when trying to describe it. Konami decided to take everything good they did in Suikoden I, II, and III and take a gigantic dump on it. Here's to number V.
Friend 1: Man, i just played Suikoden II, and I fucking loved it.
Friend 2: Awesome! I just bought Suikoden 4! Let's try it out!
Random guy: Don't touch it! ::Grabs game and throws it. Game explodes::
Narrator: In retrospect, Konami should have never put a women in charge. The End.
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If you where born this day you have a big dick your a legend and your a god at Basketball and you have to be Mexican
I was born August 4 I have a Big dick
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