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When you are doing 69, but once you have blown your load into her mouth you perform the popular wrestling finisher "The Tombstone Piledriver" thus knocking her out so you dont have to have after sex talk and you can just go to sleep.
Jane - "Fuck me John, ive got a banging headache. I didnt even drink that much last night."
John - "Maybe you drank more than you remember, and we did do a 69 tombstone, i mean 69"
Jane - "Yeah Maybe"
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M.I.L.F ( Mother In Late Forties) Born in 1969
Mom: Son i just made an Instagram account!
Son: Cool mom.
Mom: My username is Milf 69
Son: MOM NO!!!
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What anyone who hasn't completed middle school will say when they see the number "69".
Through AIM:
person 1: hay u wana cum over n play cod5
person 2: lol cum
person 1: nvm u cant anyway iz my gpas bday 2day
person 2: kk jw how old is he turning
person 1: 69
person 2: lol 69
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When two police officers park their cruisers beside each other while facing opposite directions so that the driver's doors line-up and they can chat. Derived from the 1970s cop show Adam 12 and of course the act of 69-ing.
"Slow up! Adam 69 in the parking lot over there."
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inceldom at its finest; laughing at the fact that people get 69 is crass, to say the least
smh
(an incel if, you don't know, is an involuntary celibate and the act of being it is called inceldom, but i call it incelibacy)
incel 1: bruh, 69 lol, amirite?
incel 2: laugh
non-incel: i don't see what's funny but ok
Someine who overuses the term 69ing so it becomes annoying.
Mike: Hey let's 69 on our double date!
John: Dude wtf?
Mike: I can 69 your girlfriend and you 69 mine and we'll all 69 everybody!
John: Dude don't be a 69 Overuser.
Name of the girl who cancelled popular rapper "Lil Uzi Vert."
me: hey did you see libslayer.69s tiktok?
friend: yes shes so hot wtf
me: trueeeee