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the act of licking the sides, front, or bottom of someone else's face with your tongue in a lewd and greedy way...while making lewd sounds, followed by a quick kiss beside the area.
Maddie: "I'm gonna give you a MOO LICK!!!"
Christine: "Oh no--you're not!"
Maddie: "It's coming...," making humming sounds, as she licks Christine's forehead, leaving a trail of saliva.
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Lick a butthole. To take ones mouth and lick the rectum of the anus using the tongue and lips. Like french kissing a mouth but the butthole does not kiss back. Licking a dirty rectum is also called a dirty sanchez because one can get a chocolate mustache. The butthole is also known as the poop shoot, hershey highway, bung hole, brown eye, third eye, stinkin pinky, shit hole, fart flute, hampster hall, stink eye ( not to be confused with the old gypsy curse ),John Browne, down on the brown, prune slit, pucker hole, shit slit, dark mark ( gay term ), stink mouth, ol shit bin, stink hollows, crap shoot, old plum, figgy hole, third input and the ever favorite rectum Sanctorum.
I lick a butthole, in fact I just licked Janes stinky pinky. I had my tongue so far down her poop shoot: I could taste her lunch.
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Let me rephrase my previous definition differently and more sensibly:
While ear licking is technically a form of ASMR, ear licking should NOT be associated with ASMR. Why?
It's money-grabbing publicity material. Suggestive stuff always gets more attention than non-suggestive stuff. This changes the dominant representation of ASMR from something non-sexual to something lewd. Now don't get me wrong, ASMR can be suggestive/erotic, but that is not at all representative of the true purpose of ASMR (which is to relax and give you tingles). Such content should be on pornhub, NOT twitch. It is truly heartbreaking to see newcomers being deterred away from ASMR because of the ear licking, when in reality ASMR stands for so much more.
It is exactly like toxic Rick & Morty fans who give off a bad impression of that show when in reality it is such a great show.
It is exactly like the people who shit on Fortnite when it's actually not that bad of a game.
It is exactly like people who boycott Papa John's because of its kooky CEO when in reality their pizza is really good.
Do I need to come up with more analogies?
Also let's be honest, the sound of somebody's wet tongue dragging across the mic is generally revolting to hear. If you genuinely like ear licking, then good for you I guess, but please know and understand that ear licking is destroying the dignity and reputation of ASMR, day by day. There are endless tales of people who hate ASMR because all they knew of it was ear licking.
▼The chat of an ASMR twitch stream▼
DadudeBro: I am so relaxed rn, thanks
Hoss382950: Hello
KingJeff7: *abruptly comes in* Y'ALL ARE SICK PEOPLE FOR LIKING ASMR!!!
DadudeBro: @KingJeff7 no u
CHR0NICBE4ST: @KingJeff7 How? What did asmr ever do to you?
KingJeff7: Bruh I aint gonna listen to some girl licking the fuckin mic
CHR0NICBE4ST: Please pay attention to this stream, do you see any ear licking? Also, I think you got the wrong impression of ASMR. Look up "Virtual Barbershop" on Youtube and go watch the first video. Now THAT is real asmr.
DadudeBro: Yeah what CHR0NICBE4ST said. Additionally, go look up ASMRtists such as Gentle Whispering, Heather Feather, ASMRmagic, Gibi ASMR and Ephemeral Rift. Those are people who make actual ASMR. If you think ASMR is just ear licking and mukbang, then you are heavily misguided.
KingJeff7: I don't care, still cringey ass shit.
MOD Jadee_17: "KingJeff7 has been banned."
DadudeBro: PETTHEMODS
totally_newb: PETTHEMODS
Heckerboi97: PETTHEMODS
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When a person licks somebody's body, anywhere between the neck and thighs.
Jake and his girlfriend were out of condoms, and she didn't want to give oral sex so he gave her a lick job.
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eating out a female while she is driving a vehicle.
Maybe she will give us a ride if i give her road lick.
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Starting hand of 6 and a 9 in hold em poker.
Jorge got big lick and went all in, and cracked Too Tight Tommy's pocket aces.
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To have greatness within your grasp only to watch it get away from you at the last moment.
I'd like to lick the coil someday
like Icarus, who had to pay
with melted wax and feathers brown.
He tasted it on his way down.
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