The Peter parker

The act of a man ejaculating in his hand and flicking it in his woman's face like a spider web.

Dude I did the Peter Parker on that girls face lastnight!

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Trey Parker

What? Could you not get him on short notice?

Hym “So I’m guessing you just couldn’t get Trey Parker?” 😐

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Dick Parker

For one who parks dicks in there special holes

Bitch. Im such a dick parker all the boys love me

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parker broach

The coolest kid at Pin Oak and basically the whole world.

Parker Broach is way cooler than Andrew Brown.

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Ariana Parker

Ariana Parker is a fake hoe who sucks dick for a living.

I'm Ariana Parker and I'm a fake hoe.

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CJ Parker

A character of the long running tv series Baywatch, played by the one and only Pamela Anderson. CJ was a fairly mundane character whose only saving grace was her massive breasts. She did lots or running (or bouncing I should say) in slow motion wearing her tight red bathing suit. She also had a terrible habit of falling in love with every man who came into contact with her.

"(CJ Parker)was hands down the best thing about (Baywatch)."

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Malachai (Kai) Parker

He’s an insanely hot sociopathic heretic that I’m madly in love with.

“Who names a kid Malachai? It’s like they expected me to be evil.” -Malachai (Kai) Parker

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